Daytime vs. nighttime P.D.A., or, my day with the Disgustingtons

Saturday Rachel and I were assaulted.  Twice.  By unnecessary (and gross) public displays of affection. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate P.D.A.  Boo’s planted one on me in an empty aisle at Target or while we’re waiting for the subway.  And don’t talk to me about the goodbye kiss at the train station.  That… Continue reading Daytime vs. nighttime P.D.A., or, my day with the Disgustingtons

Aw, you’re just not ready to be a little housewife yet, are you?

Did you ever start into something, knowing full well that it’s going to end very badly, but pushed right ahead anyway? I did that this weekend. I ran errands. More specifically, I went to Target. I love Target, that should be known right of the bat, but Target 2 Saturdays before Christmas is an entirely… Continue reading Aw, you’re just not ready to be a little housewife yet, are you?

I’m making a list…don’t know what I’m putting on it but I’m making it

The holidays are here again!  Christmas!  My birthday!  (New Year’s Eve bitches, don’t think I’m letting you forget it!) This is all well and good…except for the presents.  Don’t get me wrong, I love presents.  I have the best time ever picking them out and I love getting presents too.  But this year…this year something’s… Continue reading I’m making a list…don’t know what I’m putting on it but I’m making it

The return trip

I know I’m super delayed on a Thanksgiving post.  And I know that by the time I finally get my pictures up, you’ll all thinking “geeze lady, old news, it’s practically Christmas” but I swear it’s coming this week so…there.  (I’m not much for retorts before 9am). Anyway, this post won’t be entirely off subject… Continue reading The return trip

Traintics* that I’m hoping to avoid this weekend

I have boyfriend named Boo. Okay, fine, that’s not actually his name but it is as far as this blog is concerned so there. Boo does not live in the city (insert sad face on this girl). Boo lives in Connecticut. You may recall reading about that somewhere. For as much as I would love… Continue reading Traintics* that I’m hoping to avoid this weekend

Hawaiian Breeze: 1, Lauren: 1

In my seemingly never-ending battle with my Hawaiian Breeze tower fan, it appears I will get the last laugh, after all. I went to CT this weekend to visit Boo and we did my favorite thing ever–a Target run! I needed a bunch of things and didn’t feel like paying double for everything in the… Continue reading Hawaiian Breeze: 1, Lauren: 1