Not quite short enough for Twitter, not quite long enough to deserve a post of their own. Brief thoughts on the Duggar’s: I realize I’m the last person to talk about the infamous 17 kids and counting, wait, baby makes 18, family but I don’t care. Roomie and I watched the show last night and… Continue reading Some brief thoughts…
I’m a big proponent of speaking in abbreviations. I’m actually in a Facebook group dedicated to it (it’s obvi you’re just jeal I speak in abrevs so whatev). In fact, last summer at grammar camp– Oh come ON now, it is really not that funny! Oh? Oh it is? Sad too? Yeah, well…laugh it out… Continue reading As per….?
I’m not sure, but something tells me these are the type of “benifits” I would want…. *Thanks to Boo’s roommate for the pic*
In a story about a high school, headed down the drain, that is trying to pass its students to other districts: “My first year was butt,” FRESHMAN said while on a street corner with her friends on a sunny afternoon. “I didn’t learn nothing.” ‘Nuf said.
In a really terrible story about a pedestrian hit and dragged by a stolen car: LIEUTENANT says: “She does have severe injuries throughout her body, but most severely, she has severe head trauma.” I almost feel bad about putting this one up…but still…word of the day calendar? Thesaurus.com? Something…it really would have helped.
In a story about a local city helping out the midwestern town that shares its moniker after it was destroyed by a tornado, the Kansas city’s treasurer had this to say: “LOCALCITY, Pa.–they are the ‘superest’ guys I’ve every met,” Cash Chick said. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not heartless. I feel for the woman.… Continue reading Yeahp, I’m gonna judge you
In a story about a pastor who was recently elected as bishop of the Southwestern Pennsylvania Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, the following quote was uttered: “I think it would be well to continue as a missionary synod, but not restricting that to foreign missions,” BISHOP said. Sometimes, it’s good.