I’m actually kind of sad that Easter is on Sunday and I’ll tell you why: for the past 40ish days I have been immensely enjoying the McDonald’s filet-o-fish commercial. It’s literally one of my favorite commercials and I’ve been walking around for like a month singing “give me back that filet-o-fish, give me that fish!… Continue reading Goodbye until next year, filet-o-fish commercial
I can’t wink. Is that normal? I mean, yes, I can do the physical action of shutting one eye and keeping the other open, but I can’t really wink. Some people look so cool when they wink. Some people can pull out one of those reassuring winks whenever they want. Or a secretive wink. Or… Continue reading ;)
I have nothing to write about today. Well, that’s not entirely true. There are additional parking lot shenanigans that I could write about. There is also the fact that it is raining and that it is going to snow again and that I will LOSE MY MIND if it snows because Boo and I are… Continue reading Well geeze, this is embarrassing
Parking lot etiquette exists. Unfortunately, no one has told my neighbors that. I am inclined to cut them the teeny tiniest bit of slack ever because it has never snowed like this in Philly. But I am only just barely inclined. And here’s why: We have some of the rudest people ever co-parking with us… Continue reading There IS such a thing as parking lot etiquette
Unless you are living under a rock, you know that the northeast got hit with some snow this weekend. A LOT of snow. FEET of snow in fact. And while this amount of snow is known to lead to entertainment in NYC, it didn’t do too poorly outside Philly either. I live in an apartment… Continue reading Pop some popcorn, open the blinds and set up shop. This parking lot is free entertainment!
Yesterday was Groundhog’s Day. And did that stupid little rodent see his shadow? Of course he did. Does that mean more winter weather? Of course it does. But here’s the thing–even if he hadn’t seen his shadow, we’d probably end up with six more weeks of winter. Six weeks from now is March and March… Continue reading Punxsutawney Phil should probably just retire
So remember how I told you all to not over-do it this year with the resolutions? Do you remember that? Well I would to just let you all know that I accomplished all of my resolutions as of Sunday. Sunday, January 31. That’s right my friends. I started shopping at Whole Foods (I’ve been twice)… Continue reading Neener neener neener