I guess an apple looks KIND OF like a heart…

Yesterday I opened my email and to my absolute delight, I found the perfect Valentine’s day gift! Do you see what that is people?  That is an iPod that has been engraved.  ENGRAVED! I don’t know, maybe it’s just me.  Maybe I’m fine with just owning the iPod.  I mean, I can see shelling out… Continue reading I guess an apple looks KIND OF like a heart…

You know what Facebook? You are PISSING ME OFF!

I never thought I’d have to say it, but Facebook is becoming a pain in my ass.  I used to love it.  It used to be cool.  Well….okay, it was cooler than say, MySpace.  And no, I will not get into a battle about which is better.  I had issues with MySpace.  I had an… Continue reading You know what Facebook? You are PISSING ME OFF!

Domesticity blows

I am an adult now. Or so I am told. Being an adult comes with responsibilities. I have to do laundry. I have to clean my toilet. And I have to do dishes. But I cheat the system–I have a dishwasher. If I have a pot that I haven’t washed in a week, no problem.… Continue reading Domesticity blows

Do you win fast?

Okay…the holidays are coming up and accordingly, the number of toy/game commercials is increasing. Cool. I like toys as much as the next kid (because yes, I’m still kind of a kid). I grew up with Monopoly, The Game of Life, all the old classics. So I have a real problem with what’s happening now.… Continue reading Do you win fast?

Hey Verizon, can you hear me now? Good, then listen up: I hate you.

Dear Verizon, I hate you. You sold me a MotoRazr last February(ish) and since then I’ve had nothing but trouble with you/the phone. In November my phone ceased working after I attended a Penn State football game. (We played Temple. I watched from the sidelines. We won.) I couldn’t call out. I couldn’t pick up… Continue reading Hey Verizon, can you hear me now? Good, then listen up: I hate you.

May I update your Internet: THE UPDATE

I should have known better on this one. My technologically inclined/Internet savvy boyfriend just totally admonished me for flagrant, well, wrongness, in my slow internet post. Apparently my use of the word “Internet” was incorrect. And to avoid an online spanking from any other nerds who happen to read this I would like to amend… Continue reading May I update your Internet: THE UPDATE