One-liners make me very happy

I love one-liners.  There is nothing better than a great one-liner–a really well-timed awesome one-liner.  They are the best. In high school and college, my away messages were constantly filled with one liners.  My profile consisted of one liner montages after any significant event; prom, new year’s eve (aka my birthday–I TOLD you I plug… Continue reading One-liners make me very happy

I’m sorry some aspect of my genetic code has caused you to hate me.

I’m putting something out there.  I don’t want to call it a warning, per say, but I’d advise that it be followed nonetheless. Do not. Call me. A skinny bitch. Unless, of course, you want me to start acting like one. Lately, I’ve been getting called a skinny bitch.  Lately, I’m not allowed to talk… Continue reading I’m sorry some aspect of my genetic code has caused you to hate me.