Keep it in your bathroom, please

There are certain behaviors, activities really, that should always be contained to the room they were designated for.  For this example, let’s use the bathroom, shall we? (Avoiding, of course, the very obvious behavior….)  Brushing your teeth should only happen in the bathroom (yes Matthew McConaughey, I’m talking to you).  Flossing should only happen in… Continue reading Keep it in your bathroom, please

Now is really not the time…

I’m a little cranky today. I woke up this morning with an inexplicably sore throat. NOT COOL. This had better just be allergies but since I have an outdoor wedding to attend next week, it better not. It better just go away. Work is a little insane this week. This is actually awesome. I love… Continue reading Now is really not the time…

Your behavior towards others is actually annoying me

I see a lot of shit on the subways. No one seems to know how to behave. I’m not sure if they think that the normal rules of society don’t apply because they are underground or what, but it’s definitely something people need to work on. I could write a book about all of the… Continue reading Your behavior towards others is actually annoying me