There are certain behaviors, activities really, that should always be contained to the room they were designated for. For this example, let’s use the bathroom, shall we? (Avoiding, of course, the very obvious behavior….) Brushing your teeth should only happen in the bathroom (yes Matthew McConaughey, I’m talking to you). Flossing should only happen in… Continue reading Keep it in your bathroom, please
A year ago today I was up, at the ass crack of dawn, after 4 hours of sleep (thank you night shift…I am glad I don’t work in newspapers anymore), and getting ready to go to the airport. When I got to the airport, I did the unthinkable–I made a TSA employee laugh–before 8am. The… Continue reading One year ago today…
I’m a little cranky today. I woke up this morning with an inexplicably sore throat. NOT COOL. This had better just be allergies but since I have an outdoor wedding to attend next week, it better not. It better just go away. Work is a little insane this week. This is actually awesome. I love… Continue reading Now is really not the time…
I am going to blatantly violate one of Chris’ cardinal rules and talk (briefly) about my dream last night. WARNING: THIS IS THE PART ABOUT THE DREAM! I had this dream last night and at some point I looked down at my right wrist and realized that I was missing my bracelet. Well, that was… Continue reading Watch out, here I come
Every day I wake up, shower, and attempt to tame the mass of hair on my head. Leave-in conditioner, leave-in conditioner SPRAY, gel, smoothing serum. Those of you with curls can relate. Those of you with straight hair can just sit there quietly and stop basking in the ease of your morning ritual. I SAID… Continue reading I’m having a hair crisis
A lot of days I struggle with what I’m going to share with everyone. I know, you’re all shocked considering how ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I am, but even I experience the occasional blogger’s block. Some days I even have commenter’s block, unsure of just what to say when I read the hilarity on everyone else’s blogs.… Continue reading Dear John….
I see a lot of shit on the subways. No one seems to know how to behave. I’m not sure if they think that the normal rules of society don’t apply because they are underground or what, but it’s definitely something people need to work on. I could write a book about all of the… Continue reading Your behavior towards others is actually annoying me