Dear Global Warming,
I’ve come up with a plan. You’re really cool in the winter, no puns intended or anything, but you’re going to go do your thing south during the summer, okay? I mean, it’s the other hemisphere’s winter and they need to warm up. We, on the other hand, are sweltering and could use a little bit less of you. No no–don’t leave all together…just take a little hiatus. Your very own summer vacation. Go south, take in the sights, visit the penguins, travel around and head back here in the winter. You’ll know when it’s time, just wait for the birds–when they show up where you are, you come back here. Deal?
Great, thanks, we really appreciate this.