This morning New York City proved something to me that I pretty much already knew: I can never go undercover. I’ll never be in the CIA. I’ll never get to dress like Sydney Bristow and kick serious bad-guy spy ass. This is because I know everyone in the world. Really. This morning I was on… Continue reading I can never go undercover
I’m taking the day off from writing and doing a little blog maintenance/updating. Have a kickass weekend, kiddos, and I’ll see you all on Monday.
I know how I roll. Under. All the way. Well, except for my current situation. Now I roll over. But it bothers me EVERY time. Toilet paper. It is the biggest hassle known to roommate-kind. From how you roll it (over vs. under) to who buys it (a 12-pack can not be followed by a… Continue reading Over or Under: How do you roll?
So I’ve added some of my absolute favorites, whom I could not make it through my day without! And the list is just going to keep growing from here…so get excited!
I was walking down the hall at work today and I looked down at the floor and saw this: IMMEDIATELY I was taken back to 3rd grade, when Alan Laszczynski and I made paper clip retainers and our teacher, Mrs. Donnelly, busted us for it. We had to spit them out and it’s likely we… Continue reading Adventures in paper clip orthodontia and still more signs it’s hard being a grownup
Dairy cannot survive in my fridge. Eggs can’t hang in for very long. Produce doesn’t last either (though, in all fairness, that’s because I usually only buy watermelon and I devour it the second I buy it, so I can’t really blame that on the fridge). I tried to make eggs for breakfast last week.… Continue reading My fridge kills everything
My aunt lived in NYC for most of my childhood before heading out to the left coast. And every time she came to visit, she would inevitably yell out “How much?!” wherever we were and whatever we did. We bought a pizza. How much?! We bought groceries. How much!? We went out for dinner/coffee/ice cream.… Continue reading HOW MUCH?!