Eat spatula and die, spittle-stick

My day got better once I heard the phrase “I will pineapple slap your ascot.” I’m hoping yours will too.

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One thought on “Eat spatula and die, spittle-stick

  1. “Well, hello Percy, you Feather Plucking Cheater.”
    “Eat spatula and die, Spittle Stick!”
    “I will Pineapple-Slap your Ascot!”
    “Hey, you Cankle-Bandits, knock off the Pumpernickel!”

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