I saw something this weekend at a Starbucks that made me want to die a little inside. I saw a woman wearing this. I don’t care if you spent nearly $400 on this. I don’t care if it’s Gucci. I don’t care if you call it a “belt bag.” It is still a fanny pack and you should still be admonished for this. Especially since you were clearly a tourist from some suburban area with way too much money to spend but no concept of the fact that fanny packs aren’t really necessary to avoid a mugging in New York City. We’ve kind of cleaned the city up. At this point, you just look like a loser.