What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

I’ll be honest. I don’t expect this post to have anything at all to do with those Zombies lyrics. Okay, that’s a lie. I love the song and my friend Rebecca and I have been singing it pretty much non-stop for the last week. In the office. In Duane Reade. In my apartment. On the… Continue reading What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?

Another wee annoyance

Pardon my lack of witty intro here but there are some things that I just need to come right out and say. I hate bathroom limericks. There, I said it. I understand that bathroom cleanliness is important. Public restrooms are breeding grounds for disgusting behavior (you won’t piss all over your bathroom floor, why? WHY?… Continue reading Another wee annoyance

Hey Verizon, can you hear me now? Good, then listen up: I hate you.

Dear Verizon, I hate you. You sold me a MotoRazr last February(ish) and since then I’ve had nothing but trouble with you/the phone. In November my phone ceased working after I attended a Penn State football game. (We played Temple. I watched from the sidelines. We won.) I couldn’t call out. I couldn’t pick up… Continue reading Hey Verizon, can you hear me now? Good, then listen up: I hate you.

Call me Scrooge but I get Grinchy when Christmas comes too soon

I love Christmas. In fact, it’s probably my favorite holiday ever (with the very obvious and very biased exception of New Year’s Eve, which just so happens to be my birthday). But I simply cannot tolerate Christmas coming too early (with again, the exception of Christmas in July, which I’ve never celebrated but always kind… Continue reading Call me Scrooge but I get Grinchy when Christmas comes too soon