Two irreverent heds in one night? Be still my heart!!
For a story about a study that says being fat is a better predictor for absenteeism in elementary school than any other factor:
Out like a fat kid in dodgeball
The story goes on to say that being obese/missing school will lead to a number of problems down the road, including but not limited to: AIDS, drug use and teen pregnancy.
I’m not sure I even have words for this one….