This afternoon, a Friday afternoon, I had the unfortunate pleasure of having to run some errands in the flats. As I drove down Rt. 19, I was struck with a horrible revelation. Friday afternoon. School had started. Crap. That meant Friday night football games and myriad band geeks, majorettes, and flag girls wandering down the… Continue reading Suddenly I remember why I don’t miss high school…
Bravo has this lovely habit of using Wednesdays to rerun, in marathon form, episodes of Top Chef. A show that, until I caught one of these marathons, I didn’t really concern myself with (my DVR is full enough as it is) but now that I’ve tasted (all puns intended) Top Chef, I can’t put down… Continue reading I could be the Top Chef…if I wanted to be…or cooked
Everyone can appreciate a nice throwback to the good ol’ days. Boo and I are no exception. While spending a lazy Sunday on the couch, eating Dunkin Donuts Jelly Munchkins and watching GUTS on some old-school Nickelodeon channel, Boo and I were pretty surprised by what we saw. The first person to run out, dressed… Continue reading A.J. “Mean” McLean…d-d-d-does he have it?
It’s the last night of my internship. Yes, I know, shed a tear if you feel the need. But don’t worry; end of internship will not translate into end of blog. But, since it is my last night, I feel it’s only fitting that I highlight a little of what I will, and won’t, miss… Continue reading Trials and Tribulations…
The security guard in our building has just informed us that Steelers fans have been relieving themselves in our elevators.** Why I had to sign 2 separate sheets and have a photo ID to park my car in the lot that I am registered to park in and then sign another sheet to enter the… Continue reading Adventures in ‘breaking the seal’ and other signs Pittsburgh fans have no self control
Two irreverent heds in one night? Be still my heart!! For a story about a study that says being fat is a better predictor for absenteeism in elementary school than any other factor: Out like a fat kid in dodgeball The story goes on to say that being obese/missing school will lead to a number… Continue reading Irreverent Headline #16
For a story about the monsoons leading to a higher number of snake bites in India: Monsoons bite Plain. Simple. Sadly unprintable.