Suddenly I remember why I don’t miss high school…

This afternoon, a Friday afternoon, I had the unfortunate pleasure of having to run some errands in the flats. As I drove down Rt. 19, I was struck with a horrible revelation. Friday afternoon. School had started. Crap. That meant Friday night football games and myriad band geeks, majorettes, and flag girls wandering down the… Continue reading Suddenly I remember why I don’t miss high school…

I could be the Top Chef…if I wanted to be…or cooked

Bravo has this lovely habit of using Wednesdays to rerun, in marathon form, episodes of Top Chef. A show that, until I caught one of these marathons, I didn’t really concern myself with (my DVR is full enough as it is) but now that I’ve tasted (all puns intended) Top Chef, I can’t put down… Continue reading I could be the Top Chef…if I wanted to be…or cooked

A.J. “Mean” McLean…d-d-d-does he have it?

Everyone can appreciate a nice throwback to the good ol’ days. Boo and I are no exception. While spending a lazy Sunday on the couch, eating Dunkin Donuts Jelly Munchkins and watching GUTS on some old-school Nickelodeon channel, Boo and I were pretty surprised by what we saw. The first person to run out, dressed… Continue reading A.J. “Mean” McLean…d-d-d-does he have it?

Adventures in ‘breaking the seal’ and other signs Pittsburgh fans have no self control

The security guard in our building has just informed us that Steelers fans have been relieving themselves in our elevators.** Why I had to sign 2 separate sheets and have a photo ID to park my car in the lot that I am registered to park in and then sign another sheet to enter the… Continue reading Adventures in ‘breaking the seal’ and other signs Pittsburgh fans have no self control