Or, more appropriately, system down. The whole office managed to experience a crash in our editing program. One by one, like Dominos they fell. First Jenny, then an editor, than the biz guy, then me, then another editor. Down and down they went, with no real explanation. Then, with equal lack of common sense, the systems began coming back online. With the one, tiny issue of them not working properly.
Oh the joys of technology.
My deskmate said the system was “like a milkshake going through a goose.” Which doesn’t exactly make sense but combines 2 of his favorite disgusting phrases into 1. So I replied, “You mean, it’s gross for no reason?” And the passing tech guy just yelled “uh, hell yes!”