In a story about a local city helping out the midwestern town that shares its moniker after it was destroyed by a tornado, the Kansas city’s treasurer had this to say: “LOCALCITY, Pa.–they are the ‘superest’ guys I’ve every met,” Cash Chick said. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not heartless. I feel for the woman.… Continue reading Yeahp, I’m gonna judge you
So…tonight’s irreverent hed, the Sir Mix-A-Lot hed, was good enough for a laugh. It was made even better by the fact that after work, I turned on Friends and it was the episode where Ross sings “Baby Got Back” to Emma. Oh timing.
The mice will sit around and talk about how bad the cat makes them feel on a daily basis and how much they wish the cat would just learn to do his job and stop criticizing the mice for the way they do theirs. I know some mice who are about to pull out the… Continue reading When the cat’s away…
For a story about Jane Fonda and some big-wig libs who want to impeach Bush and Cheney for war crimes: Fonda wants to motor Bush out of office For those of you who are musically impaired, this IS a reference to “Baby Got Back.” Yes, you can go ahead and shake your booty now if… Continue reading Irreverent Headline #9
That’s right. I said it. Friday nights are for losers. This of course, may be due in part to the fact that it’s 10:54 and my actual job has been over for the past hour. And in part to the fact that I still have an hour and a half to go. But I really… Continue reading Friday nights are for losers
I received an e-mail today from my ex-roommate that I’d like to exerpt for your amusement. Keep in mind while reading this, that I am living in Pittsburgh and not in State College. Also keep in mind that RM is still living in my former apartment. First, for the electricity bills- I just paid off… Continue reading Some people seem too stupid to live
I have curly hair. I am one of the few women in America…in the world…who actually likes her curly hair. Like it or not, I really enjoy straightening my hair every so often. Plus, I like to freak people at work out with it. For example, the graphics guy today who said “You straightened your… Continue reading Curls just wanna have fun